So, I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday. Me, still very much high post-surgery wanted nothing more than to recreate old vines.

• Casting director: Do you have a monologue prepared?
• Me: yeah *clears throat* Ashley Katchadourian... You were supposed to be watching the door...

accio-shitpost:

albus dumbledore listens exclusively to ABBA and smooth jazz

inkyquartz:

qozxe:

Is anyone ever going to talk about the fact that George Washington is naked on the US quarter coin?

Look at his clearly defined neck and collarbone. He’s shirtless. Compare to Thomas Jefferson on the US nickel:

or Abraham Lincoln on the penny:

Franklin D Roosevelt on the dime cuts off at his neck, so it’s entirely possible that he’s wearing a shirt but it’s just not showing.

Why did the person who designed the quarter choose to leave him shirtless??? Why would they make the decision to leave his neck and collarbone exposed???? What new conspiracy is behind this wh

george washington wore nothing but a thong his entire presidency and no one has uncovered the truth Untill Now